big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
