so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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