Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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