the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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