I need help removing her.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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