Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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