Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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