it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
