they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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