Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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