i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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