Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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