I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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