Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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