do herpes really smell.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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