There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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