we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's official drugs can't kill me
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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