I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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