As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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