i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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