this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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