why didn't you poke me back
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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