? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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