OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I have already put on my inside pants.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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