While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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