He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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