Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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