If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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