i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
