I wanna passion pit in your ass
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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