okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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