Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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