If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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