I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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