there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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