Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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