More tranny stories later!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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