i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
my god I love twenty year old dicks
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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