We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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