Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
How does one acquire holy water?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Who died my cat blue again?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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