brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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