Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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