big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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