I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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