can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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