yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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