Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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