First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She bit a glass in half.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
