im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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