The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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